Rent-a-Goalie

Stephen Amell

Billy

Carlos Diaz

Looch

Joe Pingue

Joey Almost

Christopher Bolton

Cake

Louis Di Bianco

Johnny

Oliver Becker

Desmond O'Malley

Michael Bodnar

Belarussian / Patty Hearst

Inga Cadranel

Francesca

Mark-Cameron Fraser

East End Mike

Gabriel Hogan

Lance

Mayko Nguyen

Goth Girl / Stuart

Jeff Pustil

Gordie the Reff

Simon Reynolds

The Colour Man

Philip Riccio

Puker

Maria Vacratsis

Firstman

Jeremy Wright

Short Bus