Rabid

Laura Vandervoort

Rose

Benjamin Hollingsworth

Brad Hart

Ted Atherton

Dr. William Burroughs

Hanneke Talbot

Chelsea

Stephen Huszar

Dominic

Mackenzie Gray

Gunter

Stephen McHattie

Dr. Keloid

Kevin Hanchard

Dr. Riley

Heidi von Palleske

Dr. Eliot

Joel Labelle

Trent Taylor

Phil Brooks

Billy (as C.M. Punk)

Edie Inksetter

Dr. Beverly

Tristan Risk

Nurse Dana / Cynthia Creature Puppeteer

Sylvia Soska

Bev

Jen Soska

Ellie

Vanessa Jackson

Cindy